You start with something pure, something exciting. Then come the mistakes. The compromises. We create our own demons. Of course, there are people who say progress is dangerous. But I’ll bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chest full of shrapnel.
(Source: marvelized, via janet-vann-dyne)
Paying them with checks so you have a paper trail of proof is the most effective method. If you don’t have a check, witnesses are just as good. Also make sure to never apologize after an accident. It can be used in court against as an admission of guilt.
no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture
5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations
11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration
everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain